So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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