He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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