i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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