No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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