GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Randomize