i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
How external is "for external use only"?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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