Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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