Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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