She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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