Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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