dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
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Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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