I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
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You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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