I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
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The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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