I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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