No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Randomize