Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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