You made me cry and you don't even care
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
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It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
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I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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