This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
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All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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