We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
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It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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