? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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