Dual....:-)
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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