i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
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I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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