i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
this beer tastes like vomit already
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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