hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
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The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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