If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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