You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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