I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
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You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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