She's JV to your varsity
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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