Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
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