I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
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It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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