As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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