Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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