you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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