I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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