On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Quick, to the slutcave!
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
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One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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