just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
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