We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
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So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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