; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
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i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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