I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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