He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize