Will you blow on my dice?
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
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I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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