She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
i need to put some appletini on your dick
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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