that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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