Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
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Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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