Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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