I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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