i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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