you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
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It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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