Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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