My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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